Comandos Graciosos de Linux

$ \[Where is my brain?
Missing \].

$ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

$ ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.

$ If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

$ $blow
$blow: No such job.

$ \\(-
(-: Command not found.

$ touch this; chmod 000 this

$ ln -s /usr/bin/touch U

$ U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission

$ rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

$ ar m God
ar: God does not exist

$ make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

$ sleep with me
bad character

$ ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood

$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

$ ar r God
ar: creating God

$ look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes

$ lost
lost: not found

$ mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory

$ ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist

$ talk Comrade Khruchev
\[Your party is not logged on\]

$ ping elvis.rice.edu . awk ‘{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}’
elvis is alive

$ finger body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass
Unknown host

$ make ‘ ‘ bang ‘ ‘ with gun
make: Fatal error: Don’t know how to make target \`

$ scan for << "Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Scharwenegger": << terminator not found